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Golf Cheater

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."

His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."

They embraced and kissed.

On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me, but since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."

The husband, froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.

He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul... and all these years you've been playing off the ladies' tees!"

Colonel catching wife and lover flirting

Colonel Jackson got home early and found out his wife Anna and her lover Simon were flirting with each other in his bedroom.

He is very angry at Simon "Get out of my house, you bastard!"
Simon "You're the one that should get out, Anna loves me!"

Simon challenges Jackson to a duel, the winner gets Anna.

They got into a room, Simon said "We'll both fire our gun to the sky and then we both feign death, Anna will come in and approach one of us first, he will be her chosen one."

Jackson agrees and they go on with Simon's plan. Anna rush into the room and thought they are both dead. She approaches the big closet and says "Honey, you can come out now, they're both dead."

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