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Job Interview

Interviewers ask questions to Pela for his new job after VRS... His answers:

Question: Please tell us about yourself?
Answer: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.

Question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Answer: Asking stupid questions to candidates.

Question: What are your expectatios?
Answer: A Salary.

Question: What challenges you faced in your earlier job?
Answer: Staying awake after lunch.

Question: Why do you want to join our company?
Answer: Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home.

Question: What attracts you to our company?
Answer: The receptionist.

Question: Which big mistake you did in the previous company?
Answer: Got caught with MD's wife.

Question: Why you left previous job?
Answer: Previous company shifted office and didn't inform me the new address.

Question: Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month?
Answer: Yes, just don't ask me where I had gone...

Who would hit first?

Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.

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Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.

Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.

Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.

Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A. One's a bunch a cunning runts.

Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.

Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
A. They couldn't find their eraser.

Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.

Q. Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A. She was having sunny periods.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a checkbook.

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Q. What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A. "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!

Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)

Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.

Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !

Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.

Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.

Q. Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'

Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.

Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q. What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Because she blows the horn!

Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.

Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!

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Q. Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1. The Blonde!
A2. The other guys waiting their turn.

Q. What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A. 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

Q. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

Q. What's a blonds' favorite rock group?
A. Air Supply.

Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blond electrician.

Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them.

Q. Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A. Perri-air.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A. When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!

Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!

Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A. Because she got an F in sex.

Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.

Q. Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A. They can't keep their calves together!

Q. When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A. After a dye job.

Q. What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.

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Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. Neither could the blondes.

Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.

Q. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q. What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A. Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q. What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A. A blond doing cartwheels.

Q. What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A. They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q. Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A. She missed the Earth!

Q. Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A. She blew it both times!

Q. How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q. What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A. All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A. About 2 cans of hair spray.

Q. What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A. Pick them up off the floor.

Q. Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A. The vegetable garden.

Q. What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?
A. Far-from-thinking.

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Q. How do you get a blonde’s eyes to twinkle?
A. Shine a torch in her ears.

Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A. Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A. Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q. Why do blondes take the pill?
A. So they know what day of the week it is.

Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.

Q. Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A. They are both 10¢ a screw!

Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They've never met.
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?
A. "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q. What do you call a zit on a dumb blonde's ass?
A. A brain tumor.

Q. What do you get when you turn 3 dum blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.

Q. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q. Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A. Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q. Why did God create blondes?
A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.

Q. A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A. The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q. How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine
(note. for you REAL blondes out there that is the machine that makes ice in the ice-skating rinks!).

Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1. She'd just dyed her hair.
A2. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q. How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree.

Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A. "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.

Q. How does a blonde kill a worm?
A. She buries it.

Q. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A. She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q. Why did the blonde have square tits?
A. Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted!

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.

Q. What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A. An IN-body experience!

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A. The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A. To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Q. What do Blondes say after sex?
A1. Thanks Guys.
A2. Are you boys all in the same band?
A3. Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q. What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A. They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q. Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A. Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q. Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Q. How do blond brain cells die?
A. Alone.

Q. Five blondes are facing execution, a rocket scientist, a historian, a bimbo, and a mathematician. They are each hit with one bullet but, only one bleeds, which one?
A. The bimbo, you have to be real to bleed.

Q. How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A. Wave

Q. What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A. They both have black roots.

Q. What does a blonde owl say?
A. What, what?

Q. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A. They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. They both drip when they're fucked.

Q. How would a blond punctuate the following?. "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

Q. Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. It swells at night.

Q. A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A. The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

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Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Q. What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A. "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A. A wine cellar.

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on her.

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for french fries.

Q. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1. 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2. Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3. Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.

Q. Why don't blondes double recipes?
A. The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Q. Why don't blondes breast feed?
A. Because they always burn their nipples.

Q. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Q. Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A. They're too hard to peel.

Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q. How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A. You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks.

Q. What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A. Reservations.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q. What is the difference between blondes and peanut butter?
A. Peanut butter is a pleasure to spread on bread and a blonde spreads for pleasure on a bed.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A. All you can eat under a buck.

Q. What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A. When they are on their backs they are screwed.

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Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.

Q. Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A. Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.

Q2. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q. What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A. She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A. Branch Manager.

Q. What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A. One that never misses a period.

Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A. The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q. How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A. She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q. Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A. They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A. A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A. Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a checkbook.

Q. How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A. There is a stamp on it.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A. They're doing research on black holes.

Q. Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A. Peroxide.

Q. How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A. The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

Q. How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1. Blow in her ear.
A2. Buy her another beer.

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Q. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A. Data transfer.

Q. What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A. Air Pockets

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Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

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Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

Q. How is a dumb blonde like peanut-butter?
A. They spread for the bread.

Q. Why do dumb blondes always drink with straws?
A. Practice

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up.

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath. Funny blonde jokes...

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back. Good Dumb Blonde jokes...

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.

Q. What do a mo-ped and a blond have in common?
A. They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A. The blonde works in the dark!

Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.

Q. What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."

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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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Q. How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q. How do blondes pierce their ears?
A. They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A. An interpreter.

Q. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A. A mental block.

Q. What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A. Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A1. Because they don't know any better.
A2. They are easier to keep amused.

Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

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Q. Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A. Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q. Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A. She liked to be filled with cream.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A. In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A. The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.

Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A. It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

Q. What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A. Their heels.

Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q. How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A. 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q. Why do blondes have vaginas?
A. So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q. What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A. They pull up their pants.

Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1. Toes Go In First.
A2. Tits Go In Front.

Q. Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1. Because they can spell it.
A2. Because they can spell BWM.

Q. Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A1. Because they can spell it.
A2. Because they can spell GTS.

Q. What is 74 to a blonde?
A. 69 plus G.S.T.

Q. What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing?
A. She fell in the sink.

Q. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A. (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

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Q. How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A. She sneezes.

Q. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A. (Screaming) "I said. I'm drunk!"

Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Because red means stop.

Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q. Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A. To put their feet through.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. Has that blonde gone yet?
A2. When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3. "All the blondes have gone home!"

Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."

Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A. You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A. They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1. Introduces him/her self.
A2. Walks home.

Q. How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A. By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q. How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is?
A. He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Q. What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A. Her feet!

Q. What do blondes and cow-patties have in common?
A. They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q. What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1. Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?

Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.

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Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q. What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A. Proofreading.

Q. Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A. To keep her ankles warm.
A2. To keep her neck warm

Q. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A. (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A. To keep from bruising their ears.

Q. What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A. Rebel without a clue.

Q. What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A. "Space. The final frontier......"

Q. How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
A. Just One... Boomer Esiason.

Q. What's brown and red and black and blue?
A. A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q. How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A. She fell out of the tree.

Q. What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A. A thought.

Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A. She didn't know what ONE came first...

Q. How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A. Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

Q. How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.

Q. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
A. "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

Q. Why did the blonde fail her drivers license?
A. She wasn't used to the front seat!

Q. Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
A. She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Maneuver.

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Q. What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A. Lipstick.

Q. Why do men like blonde jokes?
A. Because they can understand them.

Q. Why do blondes like lightning?
A. They think someone is taking their picture.

Q. Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A. Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q. Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A. From dating blonde men.

Q. But why do brunettes take the pill?
A. Wishful Thinking.

Q. Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1. They can't remember the number.
A2. She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Q. What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A. Air bubbles.

Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.

Q. What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A. An air mattress.

Q. What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A. Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

Q. What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.

Q. Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A. Too many blondes were drowning.

Q. Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A. They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q. If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
A. The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.

Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Q. Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. It swells at night.

Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.

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