Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 11
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Q. Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A. Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q. Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A. She liked to be filled with cream.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A. In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A. The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A. It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q. What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A. Their heels.
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q. How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A. 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q. Why do blondes have vaginas?
A. So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q. What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A. They pull up their pants.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1. Toes Go In First.
A2. Tits Go In Front.
Q. Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1. Because they can spell it.
A2. Because they can spell BWM.
Q. Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A1. Because they can spell it.
A2. Because they can spell GTS.
Q. What is 74 to a blonde?
A. 69 plus G.S.T.
Q. What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing?
A. She fell in the sink.
Q. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A. (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
A. Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q. Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A. She liked to be filled with cream.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A. In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A. The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A. It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q. What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A. Their heels.
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q. How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A. 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q. Why do blondes have vaginas?
A. So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q. What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A. They pull up their pants.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1. Toes Go In First.
A2. Tits Go In Front.
Q. Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1. Because they can spell it.
A2. Because they can spell BWM.
Q. Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A1. Because they can spell it.
A2. Because they can spell GTS.
Q. What is 74 to a blonde?
A. 69 plus G.S.T.
Q. What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing?
A. She fell in the sink.
Q. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A. (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
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