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Man having only 12 erections left

Mr Smith was having problems with his Unit, His wife made an appointment to see the doctor. After some test's the doctor came into the examination room with the medical report.

"Well Mr. Smith" said the Doctor, "I have some bad news"
"What is it" Asked Mr. Smith.
The doctor looked at the report and said.
"Well I'm afraid your penis has only 12 erections left in it, After that your penis will be useless"

Leaving the doctors office Mr. Smith walked slowly home thinking what to do.
Upon opening the door to his house his wife was there waiting for him.
"What did the doctor say she asked"
" He said that my penis only has 12 erections left and after that it will be useless" Mr. Smith said with a frown.
"Well we will have to make a list of things to do for sex before it becomes useless" Mrs. Smith said.
" I did make a list on the walk home and your not on it"

Colonel catching wife and lover flirting

Colonel Jackson got home early and found out his wife Anna and her lover Simon were flirting with each other in his bedroom.

He is very angry at Simon "Get out of my house, you bastard!"
Simon "You're the one that should get out, Anna loves me!"

Simon challenges Jackson to a duel, the winner gets Anna.

They got into a room, Simon said "We'll both fire our gun to the sky and then we both feign death, Anna will come in and approach one of us first, he will be her chosen one."

Jackson agrees and they go on with Simon's plan. Anna rush into the room and thought they are both dead. She approaches the big closet and says "Honey, you can come out now, they're both dead."

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