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Mr Smith was having problems with his Unit, His wife made an appointment to see the doctor. After some test's the doctor came into the examination room with the medical report.
"Well Mr. Smith" said the Doctor, "I have some bad news"
"What is it" Asked Mr. Smith.
The doctor looked at the report and said.
"Well I'm afraid your penis has only 12 erections left in it, After that your penis will be useless"
Leaving the doctors office Mr. Smith walked slowly home thinking what to do.
Upon opening the door to his house his wife was there waiting for him.
"What did the doctor say she asked"
" He said that my penis only has 12 erections left and after that it will be useless" Mr. Smith said with a frown.
"Well we will have to make a list of things to do for sex before it becomes useless" Mrs. Smith said.
" I did make a list on the walk home and your not on it"
"Well Mr. Smith" said the Doctor, "I have some bad news"
"What is it" Asked Mr. Smith.
The doctor looked at the report and said.
"Well I'm afraid your penis has only 12 erections left in it, After that your penis will be useless"
Leaving the doctors office Mr. Smith walked slowly home thinking what to do.
Upon opening the door to his house his wife was there waiting for him.
"What did the doctor say she asked"
" He said that my penis only has 12 erections left and after that it will be useless" Mr. Smith said with a frown.
"Well we will have to make a list of things to do for sex before it becomes useless" Mrs. Smith said.
" I did make a list on the walk home and your not on it"
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