Two Men, One Indian and One American were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American
"'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.'
We call this arrange marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't Love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about the love marriage I 'll tell you my story.
'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 yrs.
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her,
So my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother.
More problem occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my Uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now father's son is my brother, My brother is my Grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problem..!!
This is Family problem :P :D
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Family Problem
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.
The only thing he said was, “F.F.”
His wife turned to him and answered, “E.F.”
Out on the highway, he said, “F.F.”
She responded simply, “E.F.”
He repeated, “F.F.”
She again replied, “E.F.”
“Mom! Dad!” their son yelled. “What’s going on?”
Bad Bernie answered, “Your mother wants to eat first!”
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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