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Doctor V/S Engineer

An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

Don't Worry!

The patient was seen running down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

 "What's the matter?" someone asked him.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

 "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

 "She was talking to the doctor."

Pissed of patients!!!

A man walks into a crowded doctor's office. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks, "Sir, may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my Penis," he informs her.

The receptionist indignantly responds, "Sir, You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say something like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he says.

"Because" replies the receptionist. "You've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there's something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walks out, waits several minutes, and reenters. The receptionist smiles smugly and asks, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he states.

The receptionist nods approvingly, "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"It burns when I piss out of it," the man replied.

The room eruptes in howls of laughter...

Doctor aur Engineer

10 doctorz aur 1 enGineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The....


Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna(leave) :P Hoga....


enGineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Me Deta Hoon...


Taaliyan.....


Ye Sun Kar Sb doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage, Aur sb k sb Neeche Gir Gaye...


Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na....:P:D

Hong Kong Dong

A guy goes on a business trip to Hong Kong and decides to spend the last night having


wild sex with a Geisha Girl. After returning home he notices a very weird green sore


festering on his penis. So he goes to his doctor.


After hearing of his trip to Hong Kong the Doc says, "You have a bad case of Hong Kong


Dong. I'm sorry to have to tell you that the only cure amputation!"


The guy is horrified and so decides to get a second opinion.


The second doc says, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right


away."


Our hero still can't accept this and so gets a third opinion from an oriental doctor. Dr.


Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but says "These Western Doctors -


so quick to Chop Chop Chop. Amputation not necessary."


Our hero is so relieved. Dr. Wong continues, "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its


own."

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