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Hong Kong Dong
A guy goes on a business trip to Hong Kong and decides to spend the last night having
wild sex with a Geisha Girl. After returning home he notices a very weird green sore
festering on his penis. So he goes to his doctor.
After hearing of his trip to Hong Kong the Doc says, "You have a bad case of Hong Kong
Dong. I'm sorry to have to tell you that the only cure amputation!"
The guy is horrified and so decides to get a second opinion.
The second doc says, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right
away."
Our hero still can't accept this and so gets a third opinion from an oriental doctor. Dr.
Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but says "These Western Doctors -
so quick to Chop Chop Chop. Amputation not necessary."
Our hero is so relieved. Dr. Wong continues, "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its
own."
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