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Interviewers ask questions to Pela for his new job after VRS... His answers:

Question: Please tell us about yourself?
Answer: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.

Question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Answer: Asking stupid questions to candidates.

Question: What are your expectatios?
Answer: A Salary.

Question: What challenges you faced in your earlier job?
Answer: Staying awake after lunch.

Question: Why do you want to join our company?
Answer: Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home.

Question: What attracts you to our company?
Answer: The receptionist.

Question: Which big mistake you did in the previous company?
Answer: Got caught with MD's wife.

Question: Why you left previous job?
Answer: Previous company shifted office and didn't inform me the new address.

Question: Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month?
Answer: Yes, just don't ask me where I had gone...
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