Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
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Delivered
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
Sardar Jokes : Short Jokes
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
—————–
My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
—————–
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
—————–
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.
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A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
” Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?”
So a man takes off his clothes n say,”Iron these!”
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Mother to Teenage Daughter : “I think its time that we should talk about SEX.”
Daughter : “Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?”.
—————–
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn’t the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa…
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!
—————–
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn’t notice.”
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second….
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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
—————–
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
—————–
My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
—————–
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
—————–
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
—————–
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.
—————–
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
” Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?”
So a man takes off his clothes n say,”Iron these!”
—————–
Mother to Teenage Daughter : “I think its time that we should talk about SEX.”
Daughter : “Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?”.
—————–
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn’t the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.
—————–
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa…
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!
—————–
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn’t notice.”
—————–
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
—————–
Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second….
—————–
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
—————–
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
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