Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 6
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Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A. It said “concentrate”.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl!
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
A. It finally dawned on her.
Q. What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
A. He wanted to know who the other man was...
Q. What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A. An air bag.
A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A. It said “concentrate”.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl!
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
A. It finally dawned on her.
Q. What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
A. He wanted to know who the other man was...
Q. What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A. An air bag.
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