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Showing posts with label Blonde Jokes. Show all posts

Paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Her mother died too

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.
The blonde said that her mother had passed away.
The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left.
The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again.
She asked her why she was crying this time. ''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''

Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.

Two Tourists Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.
As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing. "

Kidnapped for ransom

One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.
She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom! "
So she creeps up and snatches one.
So she began to write a note: "I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the tree in the park." Signed Blonde.
"She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home. The next day she goes to the north side of the tree and in a paper bag was 10, 000$.
But there was a note inside saying: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?! "

Clean Restrooms

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Who would hit first?

Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.

Blonde wants T.V.

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T. V. please.
The store clerk replies Im sorry, we don't do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.
The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T. V. please.
The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we don't do business with blondes.
The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde?
The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T. V.

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Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.

Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.

Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.

Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A. One's a bunch a cunning runts.

Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.

Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
A. They couldn't find their eraser.

Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.

Q. Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A. She was having sunny periods.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a checkbook.

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Q. What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A. "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!

Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)

Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.

Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !

Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.

Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.

Q. Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'

Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.

Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q. What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Because she blows the horn!

Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.

Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!

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Q. Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1. The Blonde!
A2. The other guys waiting their turn.

Q. What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A. 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

Q. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

Q. What's a blonds' favorite rock group?
A. Air Supply.

Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blond electrician.

Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them.

Q. Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A. Perri-air.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A. When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!

Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!

Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A. Because she got an F in sex.

Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.

Q. Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A. They can't keep their calves together!

Q. When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A. After a dye job.

Q. What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.

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Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. Neither could the blondes.

Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.

Q. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q. What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A. Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q. What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A. A blond doing cartwheels.

Q. What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A. They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

 Q. Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A. She missed the Earth!

Q. Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A. She blew it both times!

Q. How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q. What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A. All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A. About 2 cans of hair spray.

Q. What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A. Pick them up off the floor.

Q. Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A. The vegetable garden.

Q. What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?
A. Far-from-thinking.

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Q. How do you get a blonde’s eyes to twinkle?
A. Shine a torch in her ears.

Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A. Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A. Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q. Why do blondes take the pill?
A. So they know what day of the week it is.

Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.

Q. Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A. They are both 10¢ a screw!  

Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They've never met.
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?
A. "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q. What do you call a zit on a dumb blonde's ass?
A. A brain tumor.

Q. What do you get when you turn 3 dum blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.

Q. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q. Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A. Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q. Why did God create blondes?
A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.    

Q. A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A. The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q. How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine
(note.  for you REAL blondes out there that is the machine that makes ice in the ice-skating rinks!).

Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1. She'd just dyed her hair.
A2. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q. How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree.

Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A. "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.

Q. How does a blonde kill a worm?
A. She buries it.  

Q. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A. She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q. Why did the blonde have square tits?
A. Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted!

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.

Q. What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A. An IN-body experience!

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A. The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A. To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Q. What do Blondes say after sex?
A1. Thanks Guys.
A2. Are you boys all in the same band?
A3. Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q. What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A. They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q. Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A. Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q.  Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A.  She kept throwing out all the W's.

Q.  How do blond brain cells die?
A.  Alone.

Q.    Five blondes are facing execution, a rocket scientist, a historian, a bimbo, and a mathematician.  They are each hit with one bullet but, only one bleeds, which one?
A.    The bimbo, you have to be real to bleed.

Q. How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A. Wave

Q. What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A. They both have black roots.

Q. What does a blonde owl say?
A. What, what?

Q. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A. They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. They both drip when they're fucked.

Q. How would a blond punctuate the following?. "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

Q. Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. It swells at night.

Q. A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A. The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

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Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Q. What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A. "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A. A wine cellar.

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on her.

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for french fries.

Q. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1. 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2. Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3. Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.

Q. Why don't blondes double recipes?
A. The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Q. Why don't blondes breast feed?
A. Because they always burn their nipples.

Q. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Q. Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A. They're too hard to peel.

Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q. How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A. You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks.

Q. What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A. Reservations.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q. What is the difference between blondes and peanut butter?
A. Peanut butter is a pleasure to spread on bread and a blonde spreads for pleasure on a bed.                            

Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A. All you can eat under a buck.

Q. What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A. When they are on their backs they are screwed.

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Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.

Q. Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A. Because they can't even keep two calves together!                                

Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.                      

Q2. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q. What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A. She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A. Branch Manager.

Q. What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A. One that never misses a period.

Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A. The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q. How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A. She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q. Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A. They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A. A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A. Your job still sucks after 6 months.                      

Q. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a checkbook.

Q. How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A. There is a stamp on it.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A. They're doing research on black holes.

Q. Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A. Peroxide.

Q. How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A. The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

Q. How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1. Blow in her ear.
A2. Buy her another beer.

 Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Q. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A. Data transfer.

Q. What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A. Air Pockets

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Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

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Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

Q. How is a dumb blonde like peanut-butter?
A. They spread for the bread.

Q. Why do dumb blondes always drink with straws?
A. Practice

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up.

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.   Funny blonde jokes...

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!            

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.  Good Dumb Blonde jokes...

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.

Q. What do a mo-ped and a blond have in common?
A. They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A. The blonde works in the dark!

Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.

Q. What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."

Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 13

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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