Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 25
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Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A. One's a bunch a cunning runts.
Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
A. They couldn't find their eraser.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.
Q. Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A. She was having sunny periods.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a checkbook.
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A. One's a bunch a cunning runts.
Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
A. They couldn't find their eraser.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.
Q. Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A. She was having sunny periods.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a checkbook.
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