Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 23
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Q. Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1. The Blonde!
A2. The other guys waiting their turn.
Q. What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A. 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.
Q. What's a blonds' favorite rock group?
A. Air Supply.
Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blond electrician.
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them.
Q. Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A. Perri-air.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A. When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!
Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!
Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A. Because she got an F in sex.
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A. They can't keep their calves together!
Q. When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A. After a dye job.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.
A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1. The Blonde!
A2. The other guys waiting their turn.
Q. What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A. 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.
Q. What's a blonds' favorite rock group?
A. Air Supply.
Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blond electrician.
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them.
Q. Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A. Perri-air.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A. When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!
Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!
Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A. Because she got an F in sex.
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A. They can't keep their calves together!
Q. When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A. After a dye job.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.
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