Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 22
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Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. Neither could the blondes.
Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.
Q. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q. What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A. Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q. What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A. A blond doing cartwheels.
Q. What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A. They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q. Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A. She missed the Earth!
Q. Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A. She blew it both times!
Q. How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumbers!
Q. What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A. All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A. About 2 cans of hair spray.
Q. What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A. Pick them up off the floor.
Q. Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A. The vegetable garden.
Q. What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?
A. Far-from-thinking.
A. Neither could the blondes.
Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.
Q. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.
Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q. What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A. Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q. What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A. A blond doing cartwheels.
Q. What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A. They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q. Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A. She missed the Earth!
Q. Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A. She blew it both times!
Q. How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumbers!
Q. What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A. All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A. About 2 cans of hair spray.
Q. What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A. Pick them up off the floor.
Q. Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A. The vegetable garden.
Q. What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?
A. Far-from-thinking.
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