Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 21
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Q. How do you get a blonde’s eyes to twinkle?
A. Shine a torch in her ears.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A. Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A. Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q. Why do blondes take the pill?
A. So they know what day of the week it is.
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.
Q. Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A. They are both 10¢ a screw!
Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They've never met.
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?
A. "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q. What do you call a zit on a dumb blonde's ass?
A. A brain tumor.
Q. What do you get when you turn 3 dum blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.
Q. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q. Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A. Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q. Why did God create blondes?
A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
A. Shine a torch in her ears.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A. Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A. Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q. Why do blondes take the pill?
A. So they know what day of the week it is.
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.
Q. Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A. They are both 10¢ a screw!
Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They've never met.
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?
A. "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q. What do you call a zit on a dumb blonde's ass?
A. A brain tumor.
Q. What do you get when you turn 3 dum blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.
Q. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q. Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A. Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q. Why did God create blondes?
A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
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