Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 20
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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
Q. A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A. The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q. How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine
(note. for you REAL blondes out there that is the machine that makes ice in the ice-skating rinks!).
Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1. She'd just dyed her hair.
A2. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q. How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree.
Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A. "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.
Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. How does a blonde kill a worm?
A. She buries it.
Q. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A. She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q. Why did the blonde have square tits?
A. Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted!
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A. An IN-body experience!
Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A. The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A. To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.
A. The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
Q. A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A. The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q. How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine
(note. for you REAL blondes out there that is the machine that makes ice in the ice-skating rinks!).
Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1. She'd just dyed her hair.
A2. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q. How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree.
Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A. "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.
Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. How does a blonde kill a worm?
A. She buries it.
Q. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A. She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q. Why did the blonde have square tits?
A. Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted!
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A. An IN-body experience!
Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A. The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A. To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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