Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 17
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Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.
Q. Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A. Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.
Q2. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q. What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A. She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A. Branch Manager.
Q. What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A. One that never misses a period.
Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A. The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q. How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A. She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q. Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A. They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A. A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A. Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a checkbook.
Q. How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A. There is a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A. They're doing research on black holes.
Q. Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A. Peroxide.
Q. How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A. The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.
A. It takes too long to retrain them.
Q. Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A. Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.
Q2. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q. What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A. She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A. Branch Manager.
Q. What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A. One that never misses a period.
Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A. The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q. How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A. She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q. Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A. They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A. A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A. Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a checkbook.
Q. How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A. There is a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A. They're doing research on black holes.
Q. Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A. Peroxide.
Q. How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A. The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.
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