Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 18
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Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A. "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A. A wine cellar.
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on her.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for french fries.
Q. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1. 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2. Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3. Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.
Q. Why don't blondes double recipes?
A. The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q. Why don't blondes breast feed?
A. Because they always burn their nipples.
Q. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q. Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A. They're too hard to peel.
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q. How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A. You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks.
Q. What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A. Reservations.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q. What is the difference between blondes and peanut butter?
A. Peanut butter is a pleasure to spread on bread and a blonde spreads for pleasure on a bed.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A. All you can eat under a buck.
Q. What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A. When they are on their backs they are screwed.
A. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A. "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A. A wine cellar.
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on her.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for french fries.
Q. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1. 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2. Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3. Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.
Q. Why don't blondes double recipes?
A. The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q. Why don't blondes breast feed?
A. Because they always burn their nipples.
Q. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q. Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A. They're too hard to peel.
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q. How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A. You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks.
Q. What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A. Reservations.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q. What is the difference between blondes and peanut butter?
A. Peanut butter is a pleasure to spread on bread and a blonde spreads for pleasure on a bed.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A. All you can eat under a buck.
Q. What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A. When they are on their backs they are screwed.
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