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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years they live there, until one day they find a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home" ... POOF she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish "This place sucks, I want to go home too" ... POOF she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her "My dear what is the matter, "I wish my friends were here" ... POOF!!!
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