Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 10
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Q. How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A. She sneezes.
Q. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A. (Screaming) "I said. I'm drunk!"
Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Because red means stop.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q. Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A. To put their feet through.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. Has that blonde gone yet?
A2. When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3. "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A. You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A. They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1. Introduces him/her self.
A2. Walks home.
Q. How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A. By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q. How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is?
A. He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q. What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A. Her feet!
Q. What do blondes and cow-patties have in common?
A. They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q. What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1. Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.
A. She sneezes.
Q. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A. (Screaming) "I said. I'm drunk!"
Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Because red means stop.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q. Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A. To put their feet through.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. Has that blonde gone yet?
A2. When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3. "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A. You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A. They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1. Introduces him/her self.
A2. Walks home.
Q. How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A. By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q. How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is?
A. He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q. What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A. Her feet!
Q. What do blondes and cow-patties have in common?
A. They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q. What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1. Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.
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