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Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q. What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A. Proofreading.
Q. Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A. To keep her ankles warm.
A2. To keep her neck warm
Q. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A. (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A. To keep from bruising their ears.
Q. What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A. Rebel without a clue.
Q. What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A. "Space. The final frontier......"
Q. How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
A. Just One... Boomer Esiason.
Q. What's brown and red and black and blue?
A. A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A. She fell out of the tree.
Q. What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A. A thought.
Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A. She didn't know what ONE came first...
Q. How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A. Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Q. How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
Q. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
A. "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
Q. Why did the blonde fail her drivers license?
A. She wasn't used to the front seat!
Q. Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
A. She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Maneuver.
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q. What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A. Proofreading.
Q. Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A. To keep her ankles warm.
A2. To keep her neck warm
Q. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A. (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A. To keep from bruising their ears.
Q. What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A. Rebel without a clue.
Q. What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A. "Space. The final frontier......"
Q. How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
A. Just One... Boomer Esiason.
Q. What's brown and red and black and blue?
A. A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A. So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A. She fell out of the tree.
Q. What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A. A thought.
Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A. She didn't know what ONE came first...
Q. How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A. Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Q. How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
Q. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
A. "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
Q. Why did the blonde fail her drivers license?
A. She wasn't used to the front seat!
Q. Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
A. She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Maneuver.
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