Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 8
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Q. What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A. Lipstick.
Q. Why do men like blonde jokes?
A. Because they can understand them.
Q. Why do blondes like lightning?
A. They think someone is taking their picture.
Q. Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A. Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q. Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A. From dating blonde men.
Q. But why do brunettes take the pill?
A. Wishful Thinking.
Q. Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1. They can't remember the number.
A2. She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q. What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A. Air bubbles.
Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.
Q. What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A. An air mattress.
Q. What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A. Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
Q. What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.
Q. Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A. Too many blondes were drowning.
Q. Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A. They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q. If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
A. The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q. Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. It swells at night.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
A. Lipstick.
Q. Why do men like blonde jokes?
A. Because they can understand them.
Q. Why do blondes like lightning?
A. They think someone is taking their picture.
Q. Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A. Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q. Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A. From dating blonde men.
Q. But why do brunettes take the pill?
A. Wishful Thinking.
Q. Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1. They can't remember the number.
A2. She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q. What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A. Air bubbles.
Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.
Q. What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A. An air mattress.
Q. What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A. Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
Q. What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.
Q. Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A. Too many blondes were drowning.
Q. Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A. They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q. If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
A. The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q. Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. It swells at night.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
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