Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 7
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Q. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A. They don't know the route.
Q. Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What is foreplay for a blonde?
A. Thirty minutes of begging.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1. You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2. Only one person can use the phone at a time.
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q. How does a blonde commit suicide?
A. She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. How do you plant dope?
A. Bury a blonde.
Q. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave to her.
Q. How does a blonde get pregnant?
A. And I thought blondes were dumb!
Q. What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A. A know-it-all bitch.
Q. What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A. One's a phony buck.
Q. What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A. A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q. What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A. An Italian suppository.
Q. Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A. She was having sunny periods.
Q. How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
A. When she farts, her knees bag.
Q. What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A. Marriage.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You don't. They're born that way.
Q. How do you paralyze a blonde from the neck down?
A. Marry her.
A. They don't know the route.
Q. Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What is foreplay for a blonde?
A. Thirty minutes of begging.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1. You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2. Only one person can use the phone at a time.
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q. How does a blonde commit suicide?
A. She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. How do you plant dope?
A. Bury a blonde.
Q. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave to her.
Q. How does a blonde get pregnant?
A. And I thought blondes were dumb!
Q. What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A. A know-it-all bitch.
Q. What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A. One's a phony buck.
Q. What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A. A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q. What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A. An Italian suppository.
Q. Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A. She was having sunny periods.
Q. How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
A. When she farts, her knees bag.
Q. What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A. Marriage.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You don't. They're born that way.
Q. How do you paralyze a blonde from the neck down?
A. Marry her.
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