Sardar Jokes : Funny Jokes Collection 2
Sardar Foreigner Joke
Santa Singh Sardar ji asked him wife after returning from a trip to New York. “Hi Dear, Tell me something, Do I look like a foreigner?”Wife: “No… Why ?”
Sardar: “In New York, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !!”
Santa’s chicken farm
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
“Where are you going wrong,” said dealer.
“I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”
Sardar Mobile Recharge Joke
Sardar Santa Singh told his friend – For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.Friend asked, how so?
Santa Singh said – I don’t know how she got my number, she interrupts whenever I call someone on my mobile and says “please recharge your card.”
98 Years Old Santa
Old man Santa limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, “Mr. Santa, just how old are you?”
“98!” Santa announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again…
Why Sardar ji failed in Math?
Santa and Banta are discussing why Santa failed in Math miserably.Santa:-Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Banta:- Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?
Application Form for Job
One sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" :
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
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Name plate outside your house
Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.
Interview of a Sarda.
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.
Wrong number.
A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day hedialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No”, replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”
“No”, replied the Managing Director.
“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!
