Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 3
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
Q. How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A. Tell her she's pregnant.
Q2. What will she ask you?
A2. "Is it mine?"
Q. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A. They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q. What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A. She can't say "No".
Q. What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A. Retardo.
Q. What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A. A visitor.
Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q. Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A. She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!
Q. How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A. They can’t find the zipper.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A. Because red means “Stop, wrong hole.”
Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.
Q. Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A. Cause their balls show.
A. You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
Q. How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A. Tell her she's pregnant.
Q2. What will she ask you?
A2. "Is it mine?"
Q. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A. They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q. What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A. She can't say "No".
Q. What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A. Retardo.
Q. What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A. A visitor.
Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q. Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A. She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!
Q. How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A. They can’t find the zipper.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A. Because red means “Stop, wrong hole.”
Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.
Q. Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A. Cause their balls show.
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