Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 4
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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized.
Q. How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A. Kick open the car door.
Q. What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A. Bucket seats.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. She’s been laid all over the country.
Q. What important questions does a blonde ask her mate before having sex?
A. Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate.
Q. Why do blondes have orgasms?
A. So they know when to stop having sex.
Q. How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A. The next person in the queue line taps you on the shoulder.
Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A. Not everyone has been in a limo.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q. Why do blondes find it difficult to marry?
A. Because you don’t have to marry them for sex.
Q. Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?
A. When they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde’s vagina?
A. The other guys waiting their turn.
Q. Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don’t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
Q. What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
A. The back of her head.
Q. Why wasn’t the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A. She wouldn’t have been old enough to bear children.
Q. Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?
A. People keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q. What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year’s hide and seek champ.
A. Fertilized.
Q. How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A. Kick open the car door.
Q. What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A. Bucket seats.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. She’s been laid all over the country.
Q. What important questions does a blonde ask her mate before having sex?
A. Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate.
Q. Why do blondes have orgasms?
A. So they know when to stop having sex.
Q. How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A. The next person in the queue line taps you on the shoulder.
Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A. Not everyone has been in a limo.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q. Why do blondes find it difficult to marry?
A. Because you don’t have to marry them for sex.
Q. Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?
A. When they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde’s vagina?
A. The other guys waiting their turn.
Q. Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don’t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
Q. What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
A. The back of her head.
Q. Why wasn’t the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A. She wouldn’t have been old enough to bear children.
Q. Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?
A. People keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q. What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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