Blonde Jokes: Funny Question Answer Collection 5
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Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Cause she blows the horn.
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It is difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A. They have both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A. He didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q. Why don’t a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands?
A. The vacuum in her head keeps them in place.
Q. What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A. Her feet!
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.
Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said “Don’t Walk”.
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
Q. What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?”
A. “No, I just lie there.”
Q. How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A. You lick’em, stick’em, and send’em on their way.
Q. How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A. HO, HO, HO, and to all a good night.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A. They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q. What did a blonde’s dentist find?
A. Teeth in a cavity.
Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A. She’s trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded dash.
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
A. They couldn’t find their eraser.
A. Cause she blows the horn.
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It is difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A. They have both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A. He didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q. Why don’t a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands?
A. The vacuum in her head keeps them in place.
Q. What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A. Her feet!
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.
Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said “Don’t Walk”.
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
Q. What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?”
A. “No, I just lie there.”
Q. How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A. You lick’em, stick’em, and send’em on their way.
Q. How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A. HO, HO, HO, and to all a good night.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A. They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q. What did a blonde’s dentist find?
A. Teeth in a cavity.
Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A. She’s trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded dash.
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
A. They couldn’t find their eraser.
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